15th and State

Sunday I saw this guy who claimed to be the heart and soul behind the prominent rap and hip hop artist "Lil Wayne". Essentially, he told me that Lil' Wayne pays him $50,000 for each song that he writes and allows Lil' Wayne to reproduce as his own.  I, without question, was overwhlemed with doubt and asked him to sample me some of his works to which he complied.  The following was an inchorrerent labyrinth of amatuer rhymes and off-beat murmurs; party foul anyone? Perhaps if he was half as good at lying and rapping as he is at munching on paintchips inbetween re-runs of Glee and Degrassi he might have had me convinced.  But until then.... 

18th and Kilbourn

Last Friday I saw this guy who obviously had too much to drink.  I don't fancy myself an outdoorsman but I certianly don't frown upon men who have to "do their business" behind a tree when a bathroom is not available.  But this guy takes the cake.  Forget the trees, bushes, shrubs or any other natural blockade for social embarassment, this guy pulled out his junk and decided to release himself right in the middle of the street.  Good night or bad night? You decide...