"Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton and so is Shakespear...and I'm not feeling so well myself." Mark Twain would open with this quote at the beginning of every speech, he was a cool guy, but still not cool enough to wear a leather jacket.
Turns out, wearing a leather jacket is not so easy to pull off. In fact, wearing a leather jacket is a privilege NOT a right. Allow me to explain....
Qualifications for leather jackets:
1. Five o'clock shadow (or a groomed facial hair equivalent)
2. Must be over the age of 20
3. Dark colored dress shoes
4. Solid color sweater (preferably cashmir)
5. Dark blue jeans (tight or straight fit)
Conditions in which you forfeit your privilege to a leather jacket:
1. Your six-year-old neighbor has more facial hair than you
2. You're under the age of 20
3. Gym shoes
4. Graphic T-shirts
5. Acid-washed (ill-fitting) jeans
Yeah, I saw that guy...
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